At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
You're earring is so big in my mouth
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Randomize
