i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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