Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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