But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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