i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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