What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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