Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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