I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
i think im in europe. pls send help
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