You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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