So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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