What a fucking waste of an outfit
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
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