did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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