youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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