I think i sorta joined a cult last night
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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