Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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