That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
MIDGETS
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It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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