I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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