Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I'm just crazy horny about you
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
