We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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