My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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