i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
Randomize