if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
We just shotgunned beers for America
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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