This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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