you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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