Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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