someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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