I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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