I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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