Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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