I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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