Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
