I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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