yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
