Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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