I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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