Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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