I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
This baby is an asshole
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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