well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Randomize
