You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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