Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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