If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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