he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Randomize
