Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I'm always down for nudity.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
