I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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