Sacagawea was the original milf.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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