she was so not down for the gang bang
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
