I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Jerry, you need to find god
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Randomize
