Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
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