Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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