Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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