? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Randomize
