Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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