Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
why is half of my head shaved?
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