Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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