Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
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