Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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