I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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