im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I can't put those talents on a resume
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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