I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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