Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
