i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
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