Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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