Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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